Folks, it’s that time of the year again. The time when everyone realizes they’d better get booed up before the cold weather hits and all the attractive, meaningfully employed members of whatever sex you’re attracted to go into hibernation (seriously, WHERE DO THEY GO?!?).

Finding a mate on a deadline is always sort of panic-inducing, so what better way to forget your troubles than…watching someone else try to find a date on a deadline! To that end, we’re just gonna go ahead and pretend that people who look like Paula Patton have trouble finding dates and see Baggage Claim on September 24th:

How to win

Because I love ya and you’ve read this far, I have free tickets and a few gift packs to give away. Woohoo! So let’s make this as easy as possible: Leave a comment (be sure to include your email address) by 11:59 on Sunday 9/22/13, and I’ll randomly pick some winners. Once the winners have been posted, I’ll contact them with RSVP info and a redemption code good for two tickets to the Baggage Claim Promotional Screening on Tuesday September 24, 7:30pm at Springdale 18 Cinema De Lux.

 The movie should be entertaining (plus, um, it’s FREE), but in case you’re still wavering, I’ll just leave this here:

Mmm-hmm, thought so. See you there.

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