Photo Diary // Gold Rolexes and Beer Wench Wannabes
Lately, I’ve been:
1// Hanging out at polo matches pretending to know about horses, even though my equine knowledge is limited to reading Black Beauty in elementary school and that one Sweet Valley Twins book when Elizabeth was jealous of Lila’s horse.
2// Trying on ridiculously expensive timepieces. Who is out here buying $26K watches? And how can I be down?
3// Running around to photo shoots, photo shoots, and more photo shoots. Everybody at every shop in Cincinnati is supremely tired of seeing my face.
4// Pretending to kind of know stuff about football so I can see how it feels to wear a helmet. I have a huge head, so…yeah, it hurts.
5// Being a terrible beer wench/faux cover model and wishing for the 3,886th time that I was more photogenic. Ugh.
6// Enjoying concerts in the park and using said concerts as an excuse to get gelato from Dojo’s truck. Favorite combos include mint + Mexican vanilla and apricot cinnamon + salted caramel (which tastes like a pumpkin spice latte). YUM.
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