DIY: Tulle Headpiece

I did it! I finally got it together and did a DIY project! Of course, it was because I only had 30 minutes to do it and I needed something to wear THAT NIGHT and of course I didn’t take pictures or anything because I had no real idea what I was doing, but ha! Triumph! Here’s what I used: 3 yards of tulle 1/2 yard netting black felt & scissors twist ties or pipe...

I Wanna Dance! With Somebody!

So, Halloween. The most bestest holiday EVAR. I pretty much knew what I wanted to be months ago, so after sewing in 5 lbs of hair weave (WHY SO MUCH WEAVE?) and applying 27 different colors of eye shadow (WHY SO MANY KOLORZ?), I was ready to dance! With Somebody, even! It just so happened that they played ‘I Wanna Dance with Somebody’ at EVERY SINGLE CLUB we went to that night (including a drag...

Tumblr Tuesday: Love Tattoos and Space Invaders

  I’m trying to do everything without bitching but it’s SO haaaard; It takes serious fashion cojones to wear a dress over a dress, but this is how it’s DONE; No cat worth their (fur)balls would use this adorable cat bed if their human wants them to; I just need someone to dress up as a Commodore 64 to go with this Space Invaders costume; Hand tattoos seem like a bad idea, but I like...

Tricky Nicki

So, what’s a girl to do when in need of a last-minute Halloween costume that must be created from things she already owns? Well, if “things she already owns” include a hot pink crinoline and a purple wig (don’t ask), I think we all know what’s next… Nicki Minaj is in costume all the time anyway (a smart PR move designed especially for holidays like this), so it’s easy to throw a bunch of wacky...

Tumblr Tuesday: Cookie Art and The Casa Sutra

I’ve started randomly striking this pose in various public spaces; A cameo made from an Oreo cookie is the perfect marriage of art and, well, cookies; Yet another dude I want to dress like, bag and all; Chairs with no shame unabashedly assume casa sutra positions in public; A dressing area with a working tub and gothic chandelier is a dressing area I want to be in; These are the perfect recycled jack o’ lanterns,...