Tumblr Tuesday: Red Velvet Ice Cream and Hippie Glam Sandals

How am I supposed to cut back on sweets when things like Red Velvet and Salted Caramel Pretzel ice cream exist?; You wouldn’t know it from the current state of my closet, but I like seeing accessories organized neatly; A cleverly altered plastic chair serves as a not-so-subtle reminder that yes, you WILL die; Who knew a rock (cushion) could be so comfy?; I feel like now is a good time to pare down my...

Sweetie Pie

Vintage skirt, shoes, and clutch; Old Navy top; boutique belt; earrings from Little Mahatma I don’t usually do the Sweet-n-Girly thing, but I really wanted to wear this beaded skirt and the rest just followed: bow belt, peeptoes with a bow, cinnabun hair… Sigh. Just call me sweetie pie. But only this one time.

Attention Platforms: This Has Gone Too Far

What’s with all the extra-exaggerated, extra ugly platforms these days? Wouldn’t these sandals be cuter and more practical with a few inches chopped off the bottom? Platforms by ugly shoe god Jeffrey Campbell, Topshop Are people no longer driving, where you need to feel how much pressure you’re putting on the pedals? Are people not walking down stairs, where it’s helpful to feel when your foot hits the step so you don’t tumble to your...

Open Up the Window

Not that I was really complaining before–it was an extremely mild winter, after all–but I’m really enjoying this almost-summer weather. I figured it was time to pull out the Ugly Shoes and DIY Vest and get this party started! H&M dress; DIY vest; thrifted belt; Jeffrey Campbell booties; Da Me hat  

Tumblr Tuesday: Sound Machines and Mr. Tea

As much as I like the idea, I have yet to work up the mojo to wear my open-toed shoes with tights; Finally, a Wheel of Fortune puzzle I can easily solve; I wouldn’t know what to do with this high-tech turntable, but I want it anyway; The fact that this clever teapot-and-mug combo features a pun AND an ’80s icon makes me want to squee; Does it GET any more Fashion Week than leather,...