Now that it’s Officially December, it’s a good time to write my yearly letter/email-with-links to my homie Santa: 1. No explanation needed, though I’m surprisingly interested reading magazines on one of these doohickeys. Apple iPad, $499 2. I prefer dark, heady fragrances, and this one definitely fits the bill. Tom Ford Black Orchid, $105 3. Completely inappropriate for anything other than posing provocatively in Terry Richardson-esque photos, but hey, I need a new swimsuit. American Apparel one-piece, $46 4.